My 36-24-36...well, not so much

I took my measurements today (I had on clothes though), so here goes: Bust-36, Waist-33, Hips-43.5. Here is the funny thing, the instructions for measuring hips states, ahem ahem (clearing throat) "Measure at the largest girth, where the butt is protruding the greatest." I almost died laughing...I have NO BUTT protrusions- are they kidding?!? So do the butt-less just measure their back? Seriously, what kind of sick joke...lol

Butt shots 1&2 just confirm for you that there is NO SUCH APEX! Yeah, I'm pretending to dance outside of a restaurant...so what (ha!)